I was at Home Depot today and if you have ever been there, they love to close oof a lane to do something or the other. I understand that it is for the safety of the customers, but why do that during store hours? Anyway, I was looking for nails and they closed off the aisle I was in when a young man approached me and said in a very police like authoritative voice
“Sir I have to ask you to exit the aisle”
“Sure, go ahead, ask” I replied
“Excuse me?” He asked puzzled
“Go ahead and ask me to leave the aisle” I said again
“Ok. Could you please exit the aisle?” He asked
“Nope. You are going to have to wait until I am finished looking for what I need” I said and went back to looking for my nails.
There was nothing he could do but wait and fume until I was finished. I admittedly took a little extra time just for so.